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Meme Man in a suit with arms crossed in front of a crashing red stock chart labeled not stonks

Now live on Solana

Not Stonks

The most honest memecoin on Solana. Built for everyone who bought the top and smiled anyway.

Contract Address (CA)

Meme Man looking calm while the market crashes behind him

Line goes down.
We stay calm.

Not Stonks is a tribute to every trader who checked their portfolio and felt nothing. No roadmap, no utility, no promises. Just a man in a suit, arms crossed, watching the candles bleed.

If you've ever said "it's fine" while your bags went to zero — you're already one of us.

Tokenomics

Total Supply
1,000,000,000
Tax
0 / 0
Liquidity
Burned
Mint
Revoked

How to Buy

  1. 01

    Get a wallet

    Download Phantom or Solflare and create a Solana wallet.

  2. 02

    Get some SOL

    Buy SOL on an exchange and send it to your wallet.

  3. 03

    Paste the CA

    Go to Jupiter, Raydium or pump.fun and paste the contract address above.

  4. 04

    Swap & cope

    Swap SOL for $NOTSTONKS. Watch line go down. Stay calm.